Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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