she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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