I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Randomize
