Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
