You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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