Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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