I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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