There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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