you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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