Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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