The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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