Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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