his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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