Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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