Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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