She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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