hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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