hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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