her vagine was all disorganized.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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