Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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