haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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