he wants to bone in the snuggie
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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