well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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