I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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