its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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