Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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