Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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