I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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