I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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