Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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