this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
