fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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