Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You left your phone here
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