D3 body, D1 cock
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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