You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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