school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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