it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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