rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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