they need to just BURY HIM!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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