what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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