So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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