Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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