I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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