One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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