One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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