He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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