would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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