Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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