i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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