I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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